Remember Today: Happy Independence Day!

Funny things my kids say

Trying to name the 5 senses with L: "hearing, seeing, sense of smell, sense of taste, sense of . . . humor" 11/08
M: if you break your neck [swinging on the swing] you'll have to get a new one. 8/20
P: Maddox, are you full of bologna? M: No, I'm full of my ice cream. 4/27
hearing a Matchbox 20 song come on the radio, C: Is this Hotwheels singing? 3/5
C: Mommy, I'm allergic to the sun because when you weren't around I looked at the sun and I sneezed, so I'm allergic to the sun. 2/23
Maddox calls the whoopie cushion "The Pooper" 2/9
Maddox hands me his empty milk cup and says, "This is outta batteries." 1/30
Singing Smashmouth's "Allstar" L: "Somebody once told me the world is macaroni." 12/31
Playing new Battleground game, P: "Which one should I take out?" C: "From the place with the fortune cookies." 12/26
"Where's the Christmas music?" M: "At Grandma's" 12/23
M: "The floor is falling" after getting off Sit-N-Spin